The Hershburglar

That is … essentially, exactly the way it happened.

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:27:36 -0500

That is … essentially, exactly the way it happened.

steveholtvstheuniverse: every achievement in cinema history has...

Fri, 17 May 2013 08:15:38 -0500

steveholtvstheuniverse:

every achievement in cinema history has led up to this moment

motherjones: nickbaumann: Awesome icons of the Female Saints...

Thu, 16 May 2013 11:11:36 -0500

motherjones:

nickbaumann:

Awesome icons of the Female Saints of Television, by Spencer Salberg. Prints are available here.

“Our Lady of Having it All”

tumblebuggie: [He who wants to believe] went through 3 seasons...

Tue, 14 May 2013 21:34:15 -0500

tumblebuggie:

[He who wants to believe]

went through 3 seasons of x-files in a week =_= help.

blame quietsnooze

mandatoryupgrades: Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage...

Tue, 14 May 2013 19:53:46 -0500

mandatoryupgrades:

Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:

I want that to be the final line of my biography.

mentalflossr: Finals Week in Graphs and Charts Listen, they...

Tue, 14 May 2013 16:39:29 -0500

mentalflossr:

Finals Week in Graphs and Charts

Listen, they were out there everyday making duck-tails

iheartchaos: The annotated wisdom of Robert Downey Jr

Mon, 13 May 2013 20:16:18 -0500

iheartchaos:

The annotated wisdom of Robert Downey Jr

qwantzfeed: OKAY HERE’S A FUN THING TO LEARN ABOUT: space is...

Mon, 13 May 2013 09:02:47 -0500

qwantzfeed:

OKAY HERE’S A FUN THING TO LEARN ABOUT: space is only 350km up! This means that if ‘xkcd’ author Randall Munroe were put into an appropriate orbit, the vast majority of humanity would be closer to him than to Australia. This statistic applies to both physical distance, and emotionally.

Reality: boring sometimes!

1-4m-5h3rl0ck3d: urban-pooka: mid2000snatalieportman: pushingl...

Sat, 11 May 2013 15:36:22 -0500

1-4m-5h3rl0ck3d:

urban-pooka:

mid2000snatalieportman:

pushinglackadaisies:

mewlymae:

#’whatever you find’ #that’s a pretty broad definition #i personally would not be satisfied if i found #say #an alligator in my partner’s pants#genitalia is cool #carnivorous reptiles are not.

is pansexuality not caring if you find an alligator

yes

If the alligator is limp, is it a reptile dysfunction?

we need to get outside

ohnoshesarejecter: thegoddamazon: gallium-knight: yamino: okc...

Sat, 11 May 2013 15:32:54 -0500

ohnoshesarejecter:

thegoddamazon:

gallium-knight:

yamino:

okcgoldmine:

thefrogman:

I’m sure that will wash off eventually.

[original image via okc goldmine]

beautiful

I love you Frogman

Frogman is a superior man.

LOL

First picture looks like the self-portrait of a man who has no issues chopping someone up into itty bity pieces. Yikes.

countingmyfeathers: kingerock288: The only right way to mark...

Sat, 11 May 2013 07:49:15 -0500

countingmyfeathers:

kingerock288:

The only right way to mark “Confederate Memorial Day.”

Thanks to Jordan Farrar

you gotta be bullshitting me there’s a “Confederate Memorial Day”?

PERFECT.

Fuck Confederates.

sirmitchell: rubthatnub: McRib is Back by Jonathan Devis His...

Sat, 11 May 2013 07:47:03 -0500

sirmitchell:

rubthatnub:

McRib is Back by Jonathan Devis

His teacher told him to take art more seriously… and here is his rebuttal on his final project.

Brilliance.

…I have been trying to write something witty about this but it’s too good. If all post-modernist art was this hilarious/ironic I would be much more interested in contemporary art

thugkitchen: Five simple fucking ingredients in this bitch...

Thu, 09 May 2013 09:37:19 -0500

thugkitchen:

Five simple fucking ingredients in this bitch right here. This is some good shit to make when you are feeling bougie as fuck. High-fructose corn syrup? Naw son, I don’t play that. Hit this with some vodka though, different story. Max relax.

LAVENDER LEMONADE

5 cups of water

1/2 -3/4 cup sugar (yeah, it is fucking lemonade. without the sugar it is just real sour fucking water)

3/4 cup Meyer lemon juice, about 6 lemons (you can just use the regular lemons at the store too, not a dealbreaker)

juice of half a lime

4 sprigs of fresh lavender

Bring the water to a boil in a medium pot. Add the sugar and simmer that shit on a low heat for about 5 minutes. Make sure to stir it on the regular. The sugar should be all dissolved in the water by now with no little fucking grains rolling around in there. Turn off the heat and stir in the lemon juice, lime juice, and lavender. Let it cool until it is around room temperature. Take the lavender pieces out but use a fucking spoon and not your fingers if you are going to serve that shit to other people. Put the lemonade in the fridge to cool down all the way. Serve with lemon wedges and a pinch of dried lavender if you want it to look fucking impressive.

makes about 1 quart of chill the fuck out

iheartchaos: First look at Megan Fox as April O’Neill in...

Wed, 08 May 2013 20:24:53 -0500

iheartchaos:

First look at Megan Fox as April O’Neill in Michael Bay’s Ninja Turtles movie

And she pretty much just looks like Megan Fox. No yellow jumpsuit here.

Via

Yellow jumpsuit or GTFO

iheartchaos: It’s Spock vs. Spock in this awesome Audi ad There...

Wed, 08 May 2013 20:22:00 -0500

iheartchaos:

It’s Spock vs. Spock in this awesome Audi ad

There is just so much to love here. So much Leonard Nimoy, so much everything.

I’m so glad I saved this for when I was feeling down. Fantastic.

fleurdeliser: cheia: Safe abortions have always been...

Wed, 08 May 2013 20:16:05 -0500

fleurdeliser:

cheia:

Safe abortions have always been available to the rich, Dan. You simply want to deny them to the poor, and if you succeed, poor woman will be forced to get them anyway. They’ll be forced into the alleys with hangers, plungers and vacuum cleaners, risking death or mutilation. But you’d like that, wouldn’t you, Dan? You sadistic, elitist, sexist, racist, anti-humanist pig!

Saturday Night Live 3x18

This aired in 1978. Thirty-five years later, it’s still a fucking ~debate.

Yeah, Dan.

tastefullyoffensive: [via]

Wed, 08 May 2013 12:33:25 -0500

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

sigfodr: punksmack: weaversthreshold: He’s not saying “to sit on my throne as the Prince of...

Wed, 08 May 2013 12:30:24 -0500

sigfodr:

punksmack:

weaversthreshold:

He’s not saying “to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air.”

He’s saying “to sit on my throne as the principal heir.”

Will is planning to murder Carlton and Ashley to inherit the Banks millions.

will smith for king of westeros

Photo

Wed, 08 May 2013 07:37:50 -0500

sigfodr: anythingphotography: The Cycle of Abuse Illustrated...

Tue, 07 May 2013 21:51:59 -0500

sigfodr:

anythingphotography:

The Cycle of Abuse Illustrated Through Single Photos and Multiple Models

Statistics show that 70% of people who are abused as children will grow up into adults who will in turn abuse children. A recent awareness ad campaign by Mexican organization Save the Children shared this fact in single photographs that are both creative and difficult to stomach.

The advertisements were originally published back in May 2012, and were created by Mexican agency Y&R and photographer Ale Burset.

Each one uses five models showing one individual at different stages of life. In the foreground, the individual is experiencing abuse as a child. Older versions of the abused child grow up as they walk across the background of the frame, and turn into the original abuser by the time they walk a full circle.

“70% of abused children turn into abusive adults. Donate at savethechildren.mx,” the advertisements say.

I hadn’t seen the last two before. Also, props to my fellow thirty-percenters.